Yap. S.I.T '012. thats the name of the class. It started out with roughly 72 in the first sem but downscaled to 62 in the sem. A whole 10 are M.I.A!!!!!
I don't know how i always end up in classes full of crazies. I ALWAYS end up in classes full of crazies, always!! In all honesty i was hoping to be in a place full of sane intellectuals but the reverse happened. I mean any normal person whose last class was like the one i had in M.P.U.C a.k.a DAC 07A, will wish to have a change. But Noooo!!!!! Fate had other plans. I mean from the alvinci's, evagos, shaunlees(Worst of the worst. He waits for scientists to discover a new element and he comes out guns blazing claiming its his, and he has the audacity to go ahead and call Nziokanium!!) , to the ronos, rop and the famous KISWII. Why a repeat? Why??
Well then, in s.i.t 012, as it would happen over and over again, am the SAINT once again. I use my power of good to redeem the lost ones.
We have the gamers(yes, this time round i have been able to control my idleness. which was infected to me by Ruben in collabo with nzioka in the name of Real Football). I would mention them but they would only end up fictionally shooting, stabbing and blowing me up in the defense of gaming.
Oh, the ghosts are a must in every class. Those you see now, now you don't. You know those you only see during exams and cats. I speak from experience, back in poly,i was almost a complete ghost but i saw the light!! Smh..Even the lecturers are usually puzzled and you always hear them asking the ever-famous question, "Do you belong to this class?" Weirdly enough, ghosts dont usually fail exams, after all, they are ghosts!!
The ones who never miss classes are also there. This time i represent this group. I know of a few who have never ever missed a class, unfortunately, i dont know their names. If i did miss, well i didnt know it was there in the first class.
We have the beauties!!! heheheee... No bragging, its a fact!! You know those ladies that just smile at you and you feel you are in heaven? We have them. led by our gracious assistant Class rep. She smiles at the lecturers and you see them end up in confusion. She is the secret weapon during exam time, put her in front and the invigilator is stationary through out the exam session.
The geniuses. The 4-eyed brainiac aka Oscar leads the pack. The dude can only fail a paper due to grammar, which might be like P(0.5), hihihii. Msomi(the scholar) and a certain young professor( Proff Abe..), and a host of others too. Ladies are on the front-line too, and they are quite known too. Before 4 years, a revolution will be held by a host of some of these. Am just waiting to do a Steve Jobs on them. Help them establish multinational corps and buy them out.
Our class rep is in a class of his own!! He lives by the motto, "raha jipe mwenyewe", need i say more??
We also have a hybrid of messi-ronaldo aka sammy. A cannavaro by the name of Charlo. Not sure if we have a keeper. The other footballers play football with their fingers. Am the fan, virtually and in reality.
Rowdy . The google disciples exist everywhere. As long as google is alive, they are well. Put a server not found and see men feel like crying. The paper-exchange networks will never die!! Good thing is no central server truly exists, all computers there are preloaded with info.
Nway, 1st year in the class was quite silent and very normal. But the coming year, get ready for the madness.
Oh and Steve,you remain the chef. Si ati vile sijakutaja next Sem unikazie upishi wako kali.
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